Can you believe it?????????????? A new post????? Yes acksbusters is back and better than ever. This newest post is an observation that I made while I was on my honeymoon in Hawaii. I was so excited to sip on mai tais on the beach with the sun bathing my skin while a local band named The CoCoNUTS serenaded my wife and I. So on the way to the beach lets just say I had an ACK spotting of epic proportions. Asian family after Asian family I saw, and this was exactly what I saw 90% of the time. Asian boy age 9-14 with his parents....and WHAT did he have in his hand??????? A gameboy or a Sony PSP or some handheld game!!! Not only was the ACK not enjoying his vacation, on his vacation playing a game he could do at home!!! Lets just say I am starting to understand how easy it is for our young asian men to slip into this dreadful state of mind.
PAT
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Yessss!!! We are back and more married than ever! Yes congrats to you Patty, now half of Acksbusters is married. Congratulations and condolences.
Your Hawaii pics look awesome.... SO WTF ARE YOU BIOTECHS DOING WITH GAMEBOYS IN YOUR HAND YOU STUPID EMMEFFERS?! Jeez, your parents spend all that money to take your lame ass to Hawaii and you can't even enjoy the beautiful surroundings? Look around you, your vision is a lot more clear than your 1024x768 resolution window. And here's a hint dickweed, instead of getting mini-renobs from the DOA volleyball floozies on your handheld, try tilting your head up 67 degrees and you'd prolly see reasons why you bought that game in real life. and yes the physics are "like toooootally realistic" where it counts.
Let me just say that Pat and I both think the PSP is awesome, and yes we both would more than gladly accept one as a gift haha (maybe we should set up a Paypal tip link here). BUT there is a BIG BIG difference in playing the PSP on the beaches of Hawaii and playing your PSP ON THE WAY to Hawaii. Road trips, flights, even waiting in line somewhere, fine. If you don't have a console, playing it at home... whatever that's cool. but seriously bitches, on the beaches of Hawaii?
I'm just guessing it all comes down to not being able to use your Ichibu Taka Monster card in real life. like omfg if you could summon that monster in real life that would be so uber flippin super l33t cool. rofl lolz.
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